Rat Race Ranked: Power Ranking of Top 10 Rats of All Time

#1 Remy (Ratatouille)

Number one on this list is pretty self explanatory. His heroic efforts in turning Linguine from bumbling garbage man to top Paris chef cannot go unnoticed. And I mean c'mon... have you TASTED that Ratatouille?! Remy stands for everything we believe in here at Rat Bastard Supply Co... chasing dreams, not cheese. Number one in our book, no if's and's or but's about it.

#2 Master Splinter (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Here at Rat Bastard Supply Co. we believe in respecting our elders. Especially when that elder just so happens to be a martial arts and ninjutsu virtuoso and adoptive father to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Master Splinters lands high on our list and I'm sure the Turtles would agree.
#3 Rattata (Pokemon Generation I)
Rounding off the top three is a nostalgic tribute to this generation's childhood. Although Rattata may not be the rarest or best to ever do it (shout out Arceus), this purple furred rodent earns points in our book for longevity and continuously chasing those evolution dreams. 
Rattata Pokédex: stats, moves, evolution & locations | Pokémon Database
#4 Nigel Ratburn (Arthur)
Featured as Arthur's 3rd and later 4th grade teacher at Lakewood Elementary School, Nigel Ratburn cultivated the young minds of aardvarks, cats, and dogs alike. A teachers job cannot go unnoticed, and we have Nigel high on our list for pushing his students to chase dreams, reach for the stars, and stay out the trap.
#5 Rizzo the Rat (The Muppets)
Rizzo tends to get a bad rap for his constant joke making and cheating the other Muppets into getting what he wants, but that's none of our business *Kermit sips tea*.
#6(Tie) Rat Pack
Consisting of legends Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford, these entertainers stole the hearts of many in the 1960's with their smooth sounding "Rat Pack Jazz." And if you're spending nights in Vegas casinos hanging with Marilyn Monroe you must be doing something right. As they say in Rome, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Amore!
How the Rat Pack Got Its Name | Mental Floss
#6(Tie) RattPack
Real All The Time. Sir Roger Bryson Hall II, professionally known as Logic, continues to the top the charts with his music. As seen on YouTube, Logic annihilated YG in SKATE, earning bragging rights and propelling him up a few spots in this power ranking.
#7 Chuck E. Cheese
Two words: Nightmare. Fuel. Nothing like turning a corner out of the Chuck E. Cheese playpen only to lock eyes with this deranged rat. Luckily there was always a piping hot slice of pizza waiting for you to stress eat those scarring images away. Sick hat though... keep an eye out for your very own Chuck E. Cheese themed RBSC hat in the near future.
#8 Rat (Unknown) The Departed
Rooted as the inspiration for our signature Costello Graphic Tee, this rat is the lasting image of the instant classic film, The Departed. The movie is a constant reminder as to why one should never venture into the trap; you may make it out alive, but dreams will undoubted be shattered. Just ask Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio.
#9 Templeton (Charlotte's Web)
Templeton embodies the feel good story of our generation. Disliked by many of the farm animals for his arrogance and self-centered nature, he eventually put his emotions aside and helped Charlotte save Wilbur from certain death. The RBSC team had to do a quick double take when we noticed his uncanny similarities to our Blurr Embroidered Graphic Tee.
#10 Bubonic Plague Rat
In the spirit of 2020 and the ever so persistent COVID-19 Pandemic, this little guy did a serious number on the World in the mid-1300's.
Basement. 6ix9ine
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  • John

    Charles Entertainment Cheese is no rat, my good sir or madam or someone of a different denotation. That said, great rat list, and I will be sharing this with all of my friends.

  • Jeff

    Love this!

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